Sunday, July 10, 2011

When you buy your stuff downtown...

You sometimes end up with super awkward instructions.

I have my theories as to what this cryptic nonsense is trying to say. But whosoever comes up with the best translation (meaning a translation back into useful English) will get a prize. Cliff, our Costco is out of Hichew for now, but that doesn't mean I won't come through for you surprise-wise. I guess what I'm saying is, I want you to amuse me. OK, Ready? Go!


Cliff said...

Okay, here is what i think. It is telling you not to undertake a procedure to correct cryptorchidism without adult supervision. The small print about small parts is just to rub salt in the patient's wound.

Now gimme some hichews!!!!

Gretta said...

Okay. But only if someone else doesn't come up with a better one. ;)
Just kidding, bro! Calm down! No one else reads this blog.

Although, you might notice the ads that have mysteriously appeared up at the top? They give me money if people come here. Tell your friends, because I'm shy.