Tuesday, August 3, 2010

This kind of thing makes me want to, literally, cry tears of blood and vomit all over people's faces. Like, literally.

This is where it gets tricky: she doesn't abuse the word like a red-headed step-child every time. But while it's possible that she was, literally, a model during her freshman year or that she, literally, talked to Nicole about, just, whatever, I doubt that she ever literally died, even though I certainly wish she had. I mean, I'm pretty sure the "Fashion Police" are not literal and therefore, one can not realistically be expected to receive a verbal lambasting from them. But what do I know? I don't have a show on Bravo. Yet. But when I do, I will literally find Rachel Zoe at the Bravo Holiday Karaoke party and, literally, punch her in the kidney.