Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving.

It kind of makes the whole thing seem totally indecent, right? Indecent and hilarious. Just how I like it.

And in other news, I'm glad I don't cook. ;)

Rob looks like this right now.

It's a mustache competition. So really, you're just supposed to grow a mustache and call it a day. But my baby don't do nothin half-assed! Ain't that right, baby!? So, this Thanksgiving, I'd like to express my gratitude for my incredibly dedicated husband, who always goes the extra mile...then another mile, backwards and upside-down for good measure, and finally punctuates it with a swift kick in the nuts. And yes, as a matter of fact, those are steel-toed boots he's wearing.

For some reason, he wasn't too keen on having his picture taken just then.
I'm sure we'll have more impressive photo documentation at some point.

A transformation like this is, of course, a process.


You look great, Rob. Really raised the bar for those "too cool to look awful" Hollywood hipsters. And I think you're right. The only way Tony can beat you this year is with a Hitler 'stache.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Just for fun.

The last time I thought something was this funny was when I saw a birthday card that said, "When you don't hear the bats, that's when the bats are coming." So, obviously, you can't take me too seriously.

Also, does anyone else remember when this was new? Crap. How old are we getting?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

battle of the bonds. jameses bonds.

now, having said that... my boss went to a private screening of Quantum of Solace last night and had this to say this morning. and i quote,
"made me want to be james bond. i was all pumped after it."

ahhhh... the dreams of innocent 30-something male youth...

Friday, November 7, 2008

i don't know how to type the sound Homer makes when he's confronted with a donut... but if i did, i would type it here

i don't claim to eat healthy. but even THIS exceeds the delicious, heart-stopping goodness of my extra-cream-and-butter-and-little-bits-of-sausage mashed potatoes. in fact, i'm fairly disappointed that i didn't come up with it.

i present to you the double grilled cheese sammiches, stuffed with a hamburger in between. a.k.a. heavenly goodness.

the only thing that could make this better is if you added some bacon. or pastrami. or.... i have an idea!!

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Election Day!!!

Watch this. It's important.

See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die

Also this one. You're going to want to see this.

Oh, Joe Biden. Your such a likable liability. Like my dad. God love ya!

And don't forget to get your free Krispy Kremes, Starbucks, Ben & Jerry's and a whole bunch of other stuff you can find here.