Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Teenage Mormon Abstinence Porn!

Guess what has two thumbs and is interviewing one of the Twilight cast members tomorrow?

That's right...this girl!

Imagine me pointing to me with my thumbs. Like this guy, only me.



I'm trying to have the same kind of excitement for this opportunity that my friends would (I'm looking at you, Gina). The only difference is, I know NOTHING about these books. Nothing except that whoever this vampire dreamboat guy is, he's making everyone's husbands/boyfriends look bad. Just reading the summaries and watching the trailers has got me saying, "Now, why can't Rob stop a speeding SUV with nothing but his outstretched hand? What does it take to find a real man in this place?"

5 comments:

Amelia said...

Amen to that!

Ang said...

I'm a Twilight Junkie. Sad, but true. Which cast member are you interviewing?

Huff said...

As a husband who's wife longs for me to resemble Edward, to you Gretta I say, push that Vampire-wanna-be bastard down a flight of stairs. His super skills and imagined flawless looks are no match for us average guys. Damn you Edward. And while I'm at it, damn you Zach Morris, AC Slater, Joey from Blossom, Uncle Jessie and Magnum PI for creating a false sense of reality for women around the globe.

Gina said...

WHAT??????????!!!!!!! You're interviewing Twilight cast members?! Let's just say I have a ticket for the opening night at midnight, mmmk. I'm completely ready for the movie to suck (books are always better), but what kind of a fan would I be if I wasn't there on opening night? Oh and I LOVE Huff's comment. So funny. Keep me posted on how the interview goes down.

I {Heart} Team Edward. (Totally kidding)

amelia said...

Ha, never read these either. But excited to hear about your interview! I can't believe how popular these books are!