Friday, October 3, 2008

A short list of words and phrases I never want to hear again:

Maverick, lipstick, pig, pitbull, hockey, mom, proposition (followed by a number), Wall Street, Main street, moose, partisan, bailout, sexism, gotcha journalism, drill baby drill, one heartbeat away, Fannie, Freddie, Charlie, mortgage, Joe Six-pack, elite media, thanks but no thanks, Russia, Trig, Track, barracuda, crisis, recession, depression, billion, dollars, pork-barrel spending, race card, gender card, Hillary Clinton, lesser of two evils...

Election.

Only 32 more days, guys. We can do it.


3 comments:

jimbo said...

bless you child, for what you've done here. i wholeheartedly agree with all of these forsaken terms.

it is ironic, however, that you provide links to further explore the words that we never want to hear again. can't think of a better way to forget them.

Grob said...

hah! well, jammeees, if WE had a swimming pool, maybe we wouldn't have to resort to random linking and crying and general boredom to keep our lives occupied.

jimbo said...

a lot of people wish they were me, but none of them can be.

you can't hyperlink to pure awesome.