Behold. Pootah Pants.
Flawless in both form and function, this modern and becoming undergarment employs the gifts of a magical maxipad, one with the mind-boggling ability to neutralize malodorous flatus most foul.
But the question remains, will the Pootah Pants also render your rumbling farts speechless? Can they stop the stench and silence the war cry of your gut-busting mud-butt?
Only time will tell.
In the meantime, please enjoy this artist's representation of the literal pain and crippling humiliation that accompanies human flatulence.